💌 Welcome to Bali Dating Dispatch 💌
Welcome to Bali Dating Dispatch 💌
The cheekiest way to meet someone new. No apps, no photos, no swiping, or matching required. 😉We’re reviving old-school romance with a modern twist: cheeky personal ads sent straight to your WhatsApp. ✍️Flirty little masterpieces. Well-written, wildly charming, and occasionally unhinged (in the best way). 😈Every day, we broadcast secret crushes, missed connections, and bold declarations from the most eligible singles in your city & across the world. 🌏You read. You reply with something just as witty. Then it’s in their hands… and both your stars to do the rest. ✨
🛫 CEO by Day, Big Spoon by Night
44 / M / Pererenan (M4W)
Built a life I love — and left just enough space for someone who gets it. I run a business, surf at sunrise, and believe flirting should be an Olympic sport. Looking for someone witty, self-aware, and not afraid of voice notes or weekend flights. If you’re high-vibe with grounded, self-assured energy — I dare you to say hi.☕🔥 You Ordered the Espresso. I Felt It.
26 / F / Ubud (MC)
It was Thursday morning at BGS in Ubud. You asked for a double. I was the girl in the orange linen set, pretending not to listen — but your voice had that vinyl quality: smooth, warm, just a little dangerous. You smiled. I smiled back. If you felt that flicker too… I hope this finds you before I forget how your voice made me feel!
🤖 No Apps
💘 No Swipes
💌 No Photos
✍️ Just Personal Ads for the Digital Age!So whether you're looking for a spark ✨, a soulmate 💑, or just something juicy to read over coffee ☕, you're in the right place!👇👇Click below to get started 👇👇
Disclaimer:
We’re here for the flirts, not the facts. Bali Dating Dispatch does not verify who’s behind each ad, what they’re looking for, or if they really surf every morning at Echo. This is analog romance in a digital world — proceed with charm, caution, and a healthy dose of common sense. You’re responsible for your own heart and whatever adventures might follow!
FAQ
What is Bali Dating Dispatch, exactly?
It’s a retro-inspired WhatsApp broadcast where singles post bold, personal ads — and curious hearts tune in. Think 1985 love column meets 2025 group chat.How does it work?
1. You submit a personal ad anonymously.
2. We review it (lightly) and broadcast it to the group.
3. Interested people can reply via a form, and you choose if/how to follow up.
Simple. Old-school. Zero swiping.Can anyone see my identity?
Nope. Ads are anonymous — but if someone replies to your ad, their message will be automatically passed along to you. It’s then totally up to you if, how, or when you want to respond.Is it really free?
Right now? Yes. Completely.
But if this little love experiment takes off (and we think it will), we may introduce a small fee to keep things sustainable!Can I post more than once?
Of course. New crush? New vibe? New era? Post away — just keep it creative.What kind of ads get featured?
The bold, the sweet, the weird, the poetic. As long as it’s respectful, creative and human, it’s welcome.How do I submit my ad?
Tap the button below, fill out the form, and let the dispatch do the rest. 💌What if someone sends me a creepy message?
We take this seriously. Creepers get blocked, banned, and possibly hexed by a friendly local priestess. Let us know here immediately.Who’s behind this? Some weird dude?
Nope. Just a happily married man with two kids who got tired of hearing his smart, funny, gorgeous friends say, “there are no good options in Bali.” So, I built this for them — as its a way to connect curious hearts across places like Bali, Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, and beyond!Are you reading my messages?!
Not even a little bit. We have zero interest in your DMs. All messages are auto-forwarded, no snooping — just digital love notes in transit.Is this for hookups or relationships?
We hope relationships but the vibe is open-hearted, not X-rated — but sparks take many forms. Just be real about what you want.Can I post about massage services, escorting, or “other things”?
Nope. Absolutely not.
This platform is strictly for genuine social connection. No ads for sexual services, escorting, or massages with a “wink.” Break the rule, and you’re out.